KNOC21186 - Under Duress Valentines Card - Pack of 6
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Outside reads: I got the Valentine under duress. As you know, for better or worse, I am not the sort to go for conventional, perfunctory romantic gestures. Not to mention that I instinctively bristle against conformity, gratuitous etiquette, and profit for the card and gift industry. Such gestures are important to you, however, so I do my best to plat the appropriate part. Given my personal inclination to ignore St. Valentine, this card therefore represents a far greater testament to my love for you than its price tag or any perceived lack of forethought might erroneously suggest.
Inside reads: Whew. Happy Valentines Day.